Self Diagnosis

Do you have....

Lack of pleasure in everyday life,
diminished ability to initiate and sustain planned activity,
speaking infrequently, even when forced to interact,
neglect basic hygiene

Do you harbor...

poor "executive functioning" (the ability to absorb and interpret information and make decisions based on that information),
inability to sustain attention, and
problems with "working memory" (the ability to keep recently learned information in mind and use it right away)

?

Then you may have schizophrenia [say the ferry ads]

Funny how Bar Review causes the same symptoms.